Season 1 is written by the soul.
Season 2 is written by the heart.
Season 3 is written by a calculated mind for itune sales.
Season 4 is written by a dick
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The Sims 4 is Coming 2014! #TheSims4
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Honest Mortal Instruments Titles
- City of Bones: City of Plot Twist Out Of Fucking Nowhere
- City of Ashes: City of Look How Hard I Ship Incest
- City of Glass: City of All the Ships and Nothing Hurts
- City of Fallen Angels: City of But Wait There's More
- City of Lost Souls: City of Violently Denying Page 511
- City of Heavenly Fire: City of This Better End Well Or I Will Flip My Shit
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(Source: teenwolf)
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The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones international trailer!
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Glee
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to the most handsome prince of them all, daniel sharman!!!!
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Shadowhunter's guide to 'wooing' a girl
- Herondale's: Make the girl become incredibly attracted to you. Then break her down by becoming her brother, or revealing you had a fake curse. Perhaps make her feel like shit for a while because you feel crap yourself. But all the while confusing her by having random hot make out sessions. When you find out that you're not siblings or that there is no curse, make things awkward again by becoming a servant to the girls real evil brother. Or by not avoiding the girl because she is getting married to your bestfriend. During all this the girl's love for you should only increase. Eventually everything will turn out just fine. You know, after suffering a ridiculous amount.
- Lightwoods: Either order scones and hide them under your bed where they'll rot and stink up your room just to see the girl. To make the situation more awkward sate that the two of you will be married before she even knows. So you better quickly confess your feelings in a huge declaration of love. Or you could be sassy and state that the girls knife skills are a five, she will then proceed to go all sassy on your mouth and your sass filled relationship will be born.
- Morgenstern: Either kidnap your x-wife and put her in a coma and try and kill her daughter a few times. Not to mention try and take over the world. Or be the evil big brother and try and rape your sister and steal her boyfriend. And also try and burn the world down. Girls like bad boys.
- Carstairs: Propose to her. Girls like that.
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2013 Coach Evening of Cocktails and Shopping (Children’s Defense Fund)
Santa Monica, CA | 4.10.13
